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Baby, It's Cold Outside

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:57:37 GMT

It's chilly outside but where are the snowflakes?! Well, I've got some amazing snowflakes for you right here! this is really neat-o check it out:

Snow Days

Katamari Damacy inspired commercial

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:06:17 GMT

Thousand Hand Bodhisattva

Here is an outstanding, dare I say beautiful, performance by a very unique group of performers known as the Chinese Disabled People’s Performing Art Troupe. A mouthful indeed. This troupe consists of about 21 men and women with hearing and visual impairment or physical disability. They have dazzled audiences in over 40 countries since 1987.

The performance here is called the Thousand-hand Bodhisattva and is part of their My Dream show. As you watch this, remember all of them are deaf or nearly blind. I find it nearly impossible that they can maintain that level of timing and synchronization. Absolutely top notch.

If anyone knows more about this please share with us! :)

Katamari Damacy Inspired Commercial
this is for the fans of the SWEET GAME!!!

tsk tsk

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 21:23:55 GMT

sweet ass shirts i made

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 20:49:36 GMT

Photoshop RULES!!!!

Senior Girls Tee-shirt Ideas.... too bad they failed
now we have a lame "AGENT ____" on the back with 007 on the front.... ugh
So now someone else now has a chance to use these as inspiration or whatev... just think of me.

Bye for now

Politics EXPLAINED with Cows.

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:28:45 GMT

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

(Original source unknown . . .)

THE MOST DRAMATIC WEEK IN MY LIFE!!!

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:27:21 GMT

and it's only tuesday! Damn!!!!
i hope i never get cussed out and lied to by anyone's GRANDMOTHER ever again.

this is for my homeslices, my true homeslices:

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:13:17 GMT

To the paige crosswhite wannabe
And everyone ELSE
please TAKE Notice
Anyone* the poser contacted [September 9-10, 2006] this past weekend
or saw whatever horrible picture displayed under my name...
i, paige crosswhite, was no part of this.
AS for the wannabe, You and i both know who you are! I will not further the matter if you can follow a few guidelines.

These are my terms:

don't EVER get on my facebook or my xanga again
cute picture though, i love it. looks just like me! hah
get a real hobby because you are lame
No more messages under my name. Sorry, you can't be me no matter how hard you try. i am much too cool for you to impersonate.

HAHA Nice try though! i feel so flattered that you took such an interest in me... awe, so cute!
*except for ina, that was actually a comment i really did leave you a comment on friday

I would also like to apologize to anyone my impersonator offeneded or asked certain favors of.... Awkward
I am very sorry for his or her actions. Please contact me if you have any questions, comments, or complaints.

-Paige

"You ain't george foreman! Why you all up in my grill?"

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 17:53:04 GMT

I'm bored...yet incredibly "gangsta".

this one's for erica...

this is horrible but i laughed anyway...

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:59:53 GMT

GA on my mind.....

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:12:18 GMT

i miss you scad.

nick, john, sophie, kaity, will

the gang at the park

forsythe at night(sorry it's really dark)

tim and wonderful wendy

sexy erica and me with my very healed boo-boo

nick, damn son

jaryd, micah, erica, nick- if they were a band... it would be a cool pic

erica being silly

bi-buttual betty

kassey, nick, micah

kassey and micah being silly

me, kassey, xavier

xavier and i

ryan and chris, nice pants chris

cute doggie!!!!

micah on portable hammock

hammock and me

erica being hot

micah and erica with camera

daniel

still being daniel

me with partial weave

friends on my birthday@ o house

me on my birthday (pulled numerous all-nighters)

chris being stoic and me being not stoic

friends, i miss you all

i hated savanah so much..FUCK YOU